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| Darlington Guy: It's a joke!! I get it!! |  |
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| Chris: Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem? |  |
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Kent: There's simply no excuse for it. |
| Jerry Hathaway: Yes Bodie? |  |
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Chris: Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice" |
| Jordan: It should have gone much further, much faster! |  |
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Kent: What's this supposed to be??? Chris: This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. |
| Chris: Good morning! |  |
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Mitch: Something very strange happened to me this morning. Chris: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun god robes on a giant pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? |
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Chris: Coffee? Mitch: No! |
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Jerry Hathaway: That's popcorn! Chris: Yes sir, I know it is |
| Jerry Hathaway: I don't care if you're arrogant... |  |
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Chris: Me. Gone. |
| Chris: If you think that by threatening me, you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But I'm only telling you this because I care. There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. |  |
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Chris: These girls aren't used to geniuses! You might impress them. |
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Jerry Hathaway: KENT! Kent: What? Director: You're standing in front of the teleprompter. |
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Mitch: Whatcha doing? Chris: Self realization... I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" |
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Jerry Hathaway: NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!!! YOU GROVELING BUG!!! |
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Chris: huh, ha ha HA HAAAAA HAAAAHAHAHHAAHH |
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Jordan: How do these look? Chris: Terrible, mine looks like him, and his looks like me. |
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| Laslo: I think we used too much. |  |
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Tears for Fears: Everybody Wants to... |
| ...rule the world |  |
©2003 Malcolm Dwyer |
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